The Before Shot:
Lovely. About 3 dozen peanut butter biscuits. Enough to feed a small army. Baked by the 13 year old.
However, before they had a chance to cool and be put away, all but three Mysteriously Disappeared.
Closer inspection revealed dna evidence.
The owner of the Incriminating White Hair was discovered directly beneath the Crime Scene; floppy, cross-eyed and sporting a tummy ache that prevented him from moving or looking anything but Completely Tragic for the next 12 hours.
Sympathy was restricted to keeping an eye on him to make sure he didn't require hospitalisation.
The greedy bollocks.
ps. I should probably add, in his defense, that thieving isn't part of his MO. Mym had given him a biscuit when she passed them round, as we usually do. It must have made quite an impression on him.