And here was I thinking that I had the last word in spooky balaclava patterns.
I've been trumped by the Scots, dammit.
Which is not entirely surprising, really, yarnmeister extraordinaires that they are.
There is even a pattern, that you could knit up by Halloween.
Which, from where I'm sitting in the southern hemisphere,
does not actually happen for several months, yet.
I have always thought celebrating Halloween at the beginning of Spring
and perfectly stupid idea.
Nevertheless, I would be wise to go and buy some lollies,
lest the local kids put dog poo in my letterbox for not treating them.
The little buggers.