It's all very lovely to have a garden full of birds,
But the bastards are eating my figs.
And my (rather clever, I thought) attempt to deter them in a yogic, non-violent fashion,
Seems to have created, inadvertently,
Shushu's Fig Disco,
Which is, I have to say, very pretty. The whole garden is unexpectedly alive with reflected light.
But it's done nothing to deter those birds. If anything, their number seems to be growing.
This morning, at breakfast?
I could swear I heard one especially smug little fig thief whistle this..