I couldn't believe it.
The Boarder, when generously offered a chocolate freckle for her gastronomic pleasure ...
(which, for the uninitiated, is a milk chocolate bud covered in hundreds and thousands of hundreds and thousands)
Refused...
With the airy admission that she is not a Freckle Kind of Girl.
Not a Freckle Kind of Girl?!
Such a thing is possible?
Life for Lolly Woman can be heavy on the amazement.

